College is supposed to be about education, growth, and building a future.but let’s be honest it’s also the best place to playfully mess around and create unforgettable memories. Between boring lectures, impossible assignments, and mysteriously missing canteen samosas, we all need a laugh now and then.That’s where teasing the college comes in not in a rude or rebellious way, but with creativity, humor, and a pinch of mischief. As your friendly cantante (yes, the one who sings between pranks), I’ve put together a fun little guide to keep your college days legendary without landing in the principal’s office.Ever felt the urge to mess with your college a bit not in a mean way, but just enough to shake up the usual monotony and have a laugh.Well, as your resident cantante (yes, the guy/girl who sings AND stirs things up), here’s my unofficial, unauthorized, totally unserious guide to teasing a college without getting kicked out.
Rename the Wi-Fi
Step 1: Find an open hotspot. Step 2: Rename it something like:
Principal_Surveillance_Cam
Free_Grades_Here
Exam_Leaks_24x7
You’ll cause a mini-panic or at least a lot of laughs in the dorm.
“Important” Announcements on Notice Boards
Post fake but obviously ridiculous announcements like:All students must report to the playground at 6 AM for “compulsory bird counting” as part of the new environmental initiative.Just make sure it’s funny, not offensive. Bonus points if faculty laugh too.
Dress Like Faculty for a Day
Wear a formal shirt, carry a file, and walk into a random class saying:“Excuse me, I’m from the inspection board. Continue.”Watch chaos unfold. Be ready to run.
Fake Student Club Posters
Create posters for made-up student clubs:
The Anti-Monday Alliance
Napping Society – Meetings held during lectures
Canteen Food Survivors Support Group
Add a QR code that leads to a funny meme.
Meme-Fy the Campus
Start a meme page just for your college. Keep it fun, light, and anonymous. Roast the weird campus rules, the water cooler that never works, or that squirrel that shows up in the library every Thursday. You’ll be a campus legend in no time.
Reverse Prank the Faculty
Instead of bunking a lecture, attend it too seriously. Take notes like a robot, nod at every sentence, and say “Good point, sir!” after every 30 seconds. The professor might get suspicious—or scared.
Give the Statues a Voice
Stick small speech bubbles on statues around campus:
“I saw you bunking class yesterday, Akash.”
“I was here before the AC ever worked.”
Who knew stone could be so sassy
Final Notes from the Cantante
Remember: the goal is to have fun, not trouble. Don’t damage property, hurt feelings, or make anyone feel unsafe. We’re here to tease, not terrorize.
Because let’s face it college is short, memories last, and being the campus jester might just be your true calling.
At the end of the day, college is a stage and we’re all performers in our own way. A little harmless teasing can turn an ordinary day into a story worth retelling at reunions years later.So go ahead, stir things up just enough to be remembered, not arrested.Be clever, be kind, and always respect boundaries. After all, a true cantante knows how to strike the perfect note between fun and responsibility.
